Talking Ben: No

About the Talking Ben: No sound

Ben is a retired dog scientist who would very much like to be left alone, and this is the flattest rejection in the app store. Outfit7's 2011 game became a meme years later when creators started putting life's largest questions to him and receiving exactly one syllable back, a perfect randomiser with the authority of a man who has stopped taking calls. Use it for relationship questions, business proposals, and messages sent after eleven at night. Ben has considered your request carefully and at length. No.

OriginTalking Ben the Dog's deadpan 'no', revived as TikTok's decision-maker.